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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6857 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
so, like, imagine this, right? this server, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude.
and get this, the admins on this server are like wizards or something. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. it’s insane, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. you gotta find the secret entrance though, it’s guarded by a llama with laser eyes. no joke.
so, if you wanna join the craziest, most epic minecraft server of all time, come on over. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ll blow your mind. literally.
