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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1405 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!