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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8809 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
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