Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your jacket smells like a fresh meadow thanks to our felce azzurra original scent fabric softener!
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!
Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter!
Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?
But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?
Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!
wen u join dis server, u feel liek ur part of a BIG happy family. ur minecraft spouse and children (ur minecraft kids, obvi) will make u feel SO valued.
wen u feel valued on dis server, ur mental health gets a MAJOR upgrade. u start feelin all happy and stuff, and ur relationship with ur minecraft fam just gets better and better.
so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server and start feelin VALUED AF. ur minecraft spouse and kids r waitin for u to join their happy minecraft fam!
| Features | New mobs, mounts, gear |
|---|---|
| Thousands of new blocks | |
| Skills, races, classes | |
| Quests, structures, biomes |
Modpack tutorial for one click install on Discord
Launch day: 08/30/24
Join us today and Forge your Legacy!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I install the modpack? | Follow the tutorial on our Discord for a one click install. |
| What features does the server offer? | New mobs, mounts, gear, blocks, skills, races, classes, quests, structures, biomes, and more. |
| When is the launch day? | 08/30/24 |
| How can I join the community? | Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/aBQa6p2AwX |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of manga characters come to life and start arguing over who gets the next chapter release. Will you help settle their disputes or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant manga monster, and it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat it before it takes over the server. Can you save the day and earn the title of Manga Master?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of the manga industry like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?
So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!
Imagine a wedding where the bride walks herself down the aisle because her family is too busy changing outfits 20 minutes away. Picture a ceremony starting late because the guests can’t make it on time.
But wait, there’s more! Blame the bakery for not having buns ready, blame a train for stopping you, blame the bride for not calling to check on your whereabouts. It’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss out on!
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a well-organized wedding when you can have a hilarious disaster instead? Let’s see if you can make it to the ceremony on time, or if you’ll be stuck in traffic with the rest of the guests!
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of chicken wizards who can grant you special powers in exchange for golden feathers. Want to fly like a chicken? Just trade in some feathers and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the weird and wacky world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side to the game that you never knew existed!
Imagine a place where your biggest regret is transformed into a cute little blocky pig that follows you around, reminding you that life is too short to dwell on the past. Build a giant monument to your regret and then blow it up with a TNT cannon, because why not?
Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your regrets behind in a cloud of pixelated smoke.
