2017 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCash Minecraft Server

MineCash, unspecified number, free tokens, Server, Jump through hoops

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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HayesCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, market analysis, cryptocurrency, Central Banks, Drop

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure where the Bank of Creepers and the Enderman Central Bank have cut rates, causing chaos in the Minecraft economy. And if the Fed decides to follow suit, get ready for Bitcoin to skyrocket like it’s 2017 all over again! Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosive block parties, diamond heists, and zombie dance-offs. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

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OGCraft Minecraft Server

EASY, OGCraft, Server, Poorfags, 2017

Are you tired of being a poorfag in the crypto world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds are the new Bitcoin and emeralds are the new Ethereum.

Our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could figure it out (looking at you, Dogecoin investors). We’ve got crazy events like the Great Pig Race, where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare items. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive NFT marketplace, where you can trade virtual land for virtual Lambos.

So why waste your time on memecoins when you could be building your own virtual empire on our server? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

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Dragonicraft – Where dragons roam free and players pay the toll with their dignity!

Farms, Builds, Datapacks, world border, Pay

Draconicraft SMP Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy an authentic survival experience with additional plugins and datapacks for quality of life improvements and fun extras. The world expands with each Minecraft update, allowing players to work on builds and farms with the community without the fear of resets.

Join our Discord server and fill out an application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience, where the world expands with each update.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, players must be 18 or older to join.
What plugins and datapacks are used?	Some of the datapacks include Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Player Head Drops, and Multiplayer Sleep.
Can players communicate in different languages?	English is encouraged for public chat, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they are respectful.
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord server and fill out an application form to get whitelisted.

Fingolian Fails Minecraft Server

Eugenica, faces, White Supremacy, racism, ethnicity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Fingolians who are obsessed with Hitler’s Eugenica and the “correctness” of skulls and faces! Join us as we try to prove that Russians are actually “cinnamon” and not white – talk about a spicy debate! Plus, we have a special section for those with an inferiority complex, so you’ll fit right in. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server out there!

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WarCraftMinecraft SMP – >will go to war with Iran

escalation, Goyim, Decision making, Vote, war with Iran

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and choose your side in the epic battle between Trump and Kamala. Will you fight alongside Trump as he takes on Iran with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks? Or will you join Kamala as she declares war on Russia armed only with a stack of rotten flesh and a wooden sword?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, choose your side wisely, because in this world, anything can happen.

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AlbumRater 10/10 | Minecraft SMP

album recommendations, album ratings, music opinions, music ratings, music discussion

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond pickaxe of SMPs – shiny, powerful, and ready to mine some serious fun!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building epic structures is just the beginning. We have crazy events like Creeper Karaoke Night, where players have to sing their favorite songs while dodging exploding creepers. Trust us, it’s a blast!

Plus, our server is home to the legendary Album of Awesomeness, rumored to be a 10/10 masterpiece that brings good luck to anyone who listens to it while playing. Some say it even grants players the ability to fly in-game (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover the secret of the Album of Awesomeness and become a legend in your own right!

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CraftyMinerz: Not just digging holes all day!

Digging, misjudgment, misconceptions, frustrating, false beliefs

Are you tired of people assuming that being a Minecraft server owner is just a walk in the park? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to prove them wrong and show off your mad skills in managing a virtual world full of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon slaying club, where members gather to defeat the dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that being a Minecraft server owner is anything but boring!

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GazpromGrief Minecraft Server

gas, gazprom, Company, GazpromGrief, Doubled

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic Minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, you know how Gazprom’s losses almost doubled? well, on this server, you can make all the diamonds you want and never have to worry about losses, bro.

join this server and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building insane structures that will make everyone else jealous. plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find.

trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and craziness on this server. join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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NukeCraft Bootcamp

military drills, nuclear weapons, Combat Training, russia, Armed Forces

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is training troops to use nuclear weapons on the battlefield!! 🚀🔥💣

we got explosions galore, with creeper armies and tnt cannons ready to blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens! 💥💥

watch out for the nuclear-powered zombies and skeleton soldiers, they’ll be dropping bombs left and right while you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic wasteland! 🧟‍♂️💀

join now for a chance to ride on a nuclear-powered llama and battle it out with other players in a radioactive showdown like no other! 🦙💥🔥

who needs peace and tranquility when you can have chaos and destruction at every turn? join our server now and let the madness begin! 🤪🌪️🔥

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