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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 755 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5608 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
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