2016 Minecraft Servers

2016

  • Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice

    Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.

    and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.

    so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RIP Trump 2016 SMP – Rambling Rascals

    RIP Trump 2016 SMP – Rambling Rascals

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the admins can’t even answer a simple question without losing their minds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been taught to code by a group of genius squirrels? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak fluent Pig Latin.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the size of our black husband’s BBC! In 2016, we were voted the top SMP for 100 women who couldn’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, massive structures that will make your jaw drop. So why wait? Come join us and see why our SMP is the talk of the town (and the envy of all other servers)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Exalted Kingdom: Where factions fight over the last piece of cake!

    Exalted Kingdom: Where factions fight over the last piece of cake!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Exalted Kingdom Factions (Very Hard Factions)

    Overview
    A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version is gonna be 1.8.9, AND 0 PAY TO WIN, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY MONEY TO BE THE BEST PLAYER, YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. Spawners in shop at an expensive price. The gameplay will include Wither raiding, tnt for low budget raiding, Protection 4 armor for PVP, and notch Apples. We`re planning to launch it as soon as possible, 1 month at best.

    FAQ

    Q: What is the server version?

    A: The server version is 1.8.9.

    Q: Can players pay to win?

    A: No, there is 0 pay to win on this server. Players will have to work for their progress.

    Q: What can players buy in the shop?

    A: Players can buy spawners at an expensive price, as well as other items for raiding and PVP.

    Q: Is there a referral program for promoters?

    A: Yes, promoters can earn a percentage for referring players who make purchases in the shop. More information can be found on the Discord server.

    Q: How can players provide feedback or help as play testers?

    A: Players can reach out on the Discord server to provide feedback, ideas, or to volunteer as play testers to help balance the shop and gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyKremlinSpy420

    CraftyKremlinSpy420

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting with Herpes

    Crafting with Herpes

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is LIT AF! like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, soooooo much fun and stuff. like, did u know dat herpes infections take a major economic toll globally? like, WHOA. but don’t worry, on dis server, u can forget all about dat cuz we got creeper explosions and diamond swords and stuff.

    join dis server cuz we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon into battle. like, WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO DAT?! plus, we got free pizza every Friday and a secret underground disco party every Saturday. it’s gonna be soooooo epic, u won’t even believe it.

    so come join us on dis minecraft server and let’s have a blast together. herpes infections ain’t got nothin’ on us! let’s build, fight, and dance our way to victory! YOLO, amirite?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Pandemonium: Life’s a Blur 2016

    Pixelated Pandemonium: Life’s a Blur 2016

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Life has been a complete blur since 2016, but on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

    Join us for epic battles with zombie llamas and creeper chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own fortress made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive unicorn villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And don’t forget to visit the disco cave where the party never stops and the music is always blasting.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, your life will never be the same after stepping foot on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

    Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

    Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

    XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

    So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

    Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP