WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!
PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
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Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!
Embark on quests with your polar opposite, make friends with Yugami-kun (who may or may not have friends), and stay up all night building your dream world with your fellow insomniacs. And hey, if you need a break, you can always sneak behind the virtual supermarket for a quick smoke break (virtual cigarettes not included).
So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, it’ll be a conversation you’ll never forget!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!
Join our wacky world where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is infused with magical mushrooms and enchanted cannabis plants that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level.
Imagine riding a giant mushroom through the sky while battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of psychedelic flowers that shoot rainbows? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs boring old regulations when you can have a wild ride like this? Microdosing may be on the rise, but we’re taking it to a whole new level. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Imagine a world where 9/11 was just a distant memory and Pizza Hut from 1991 was still up for grabs. On our server, you can build your own Pizza Hut replica and defend it from any nostalgic thieves who try to take it from you.
But that’s not all – we also have Spongebob-themed challenges where you can prove once and for all that the old episodes were truly the best. Dive into the nostalgia of Bikini Bottom and show off your building skills in our underwater world.
So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the internet in a hilarious and absurd way. Who knows, you might even discover a secret time portal hidden in the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft!
Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a frog comes out of nowhere and starts doing the fastest belly flop you’ve ever seen. Next thing you know, that frog is walking on water like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus act, but in Minecraft!
And that’s not even the craziest part. We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, unicorns that poop rainbows, and talking llamas that tell the funniest jokes. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, I promise you that.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Server Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Plugins | Home/Warps, CoreProtect, and more |
| Features | New World, Shopping District, Active Staff, Fly after 2 weeks, No Mob Griefing, Events & Movie Nights, Heads Plus |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server 18+ only? | Yes, it is a cozy 18+ server. |
| Are world resets common? | No, there are no world resets on this server. |
| How long has the server been active? | The server was launched on January 1st. |
| Is there a shopping district on the server? | Yes, you can run your own shop or use the diamond-based economy. |
| Is mob griefing disabled on the server? | Yes, mob griefing is disabled to protect builds. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord through the link provided or message for the link and fill out the whitelist application. |
Join us on this epic journey where you can build your own virtual world and conquer the land like a boss.
With mind-blowing graphics and insane gameplay, you’ll never want to leave this server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures, crazy challenges, and even a pet llama named Larry who will guide you on your quest.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind melted by the awesomeness of this Minecraft server!
But beware, just like in the baking class, your partner might not pull their weight and blame their disability for their mistakes. Will you stand up for yourself and demand a separation like our brave hero did? Or will you be labeled as the villain by your classmates for wanting to learn and improve your skills?
Join our server now and experience the drama, the challenges, and the outrageous situations that will test your Minecraft skills and your morals! Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy adventure? Only one way to find out – join us today!
On our server, you can battle it out with your future sister-in-law over the perfect shade of green for your dress. Will she let you wear your favorite color, or will she force you into a dress that makes you look like a walking shrub? The choice is yours (kind of)!
But wait, there’s more! You can also suggest alternative spring colors like lavender and watch as your suggestions are shot down faster than a creeper exploding. It’s a fashion showdown like no other, and you’re invited to be a part of the chaos.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you can have a dress that matches the wedding theme perfectly?
Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, we have epic battles with mobs that will make your heart race faster than a 20-year-old on a caffeine high.
We also have secret underground societies where players in their 40s gather to discuss the best ways to combat aging. Who needs anti-aging cream when you have enchanted potions?
So if you want to experience Minecraft like never before and learn the secrets of eternal youth (or at least how to survive a creeper explosion without breaking a hip), join our server today!
imagine the thrill of trying to keep your base afloat as the water rises, testing your survival skills to the max. with sea levels rising up to 1.5 meters, you gotta think fast and build faster if you wanna stay dry.
so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can ride the waves to victory! who needs land when you can conquer the seas?
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