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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6184 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 637 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!
