Minecraft SMP: MoneyMakerMania – Will making stacks of cash help me cope with not being a blocky billionaire?

$200k/year, billionaire, blocky, Cash, cope, coping mechanisms, cute girl, emotional well being, Financial Security, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Happiness, large amounts of money, making, material possessions, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyMakerMania, personal growth, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, stacks, STUDIES, success

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mines Excavated:	1950	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of not being a cute girl in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft SMP where money can buy you happiness and cuteness! We have a virtual economy that will make you richer than your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life happiness when you can have stacks on stacks of virtual diamonds? Join now and live your best cute girl life in Minecraft!

NoAlcohol4Sis

addiction, adulting, alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Boundaries, diabetes, emergency room visits, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, hard seltzers, health concerns, health risks, medical conditions, NoAlcohol4Sis, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Support, tough love

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7283	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5032

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

InsecureSteveMC SMP

body image, comparison, fear of judgment, imperfections, InsecureSteveMC, Insecurity, low self-esteem, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, smp, social anxiety, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	8301
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	72	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server if you’re self conscious about your building skills because here, we only accept the most derpy and ridiculous creations. In fact, the more wonky and off-kilter your builds are, the better!

We have a legendary story of a player who accidentally built a giant chicken instead of a castle and now it’s our server mascot. So if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t worry – we embrace the weird and wacky here.

Come join us for a good time, a lot of laughs, and some truly unforgettable Minecraft moments. Who knows, you might even become the next accidental chicken builder legend!

MineCrafty LOLz

advertising, amusing, brand slogan, catchy phrase, Clever, clever marketing, comedy, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorous, humorous tagline, JOKE, LAUGH, lolz, Marketing, memorable slogan, minecrafty, slogan, tagline, Witty, witty saying

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	204	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, Chicago, chunk loading, cookie, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, high performance, Map, mob pathfinding, new IP, no currency, Phantoms, player freedom, PvP, Resets, rules, server news, smp, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in	Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance
[🌎] No world resets	Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Quality of life changes	Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Effective anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance.
[🚫] No features	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

Server News (August 23, 2024)

Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com

StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.

Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.

Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

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CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

august 24, August 26th, August 31, August 8th, Balmung, cc meetup, Coeurl, CraftyDawnTrailMCServ, Dawntrail General, Dead Sea Scrolls, Femra Friday, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kill Eachother, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, wolves den

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic Femra Friday event you’ve ever seen! The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted this day and now it’s finally here in blocky form.

Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!

And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.

Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

agile methodology, bug fixing, code development, code review, CodeCrafters, continuous integration, development process, feature development, Minecraft, product shipping, project management, Quality Assurance, release management, smp, software delivery, software deployment, software engineering, software lifecycle, software release cycle, software testing, team collaboration, Version Control, waterfall methodology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

accessibility issues, adjacent street, chipseal work, city regulations, city work, closed off street, deny, elderly driver, following orders, handicapped parking tag, handicapped woman, handicraft, health concerns, job responsibilities, Legalities, lol, Public Safety, son assistance, street, street closure, street closure protocol, street maintenance, supervisor instructions, truck presence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

MineForFreeCraft

chosen career, desired job, desired profession, dream career, dream job, dream position, favorite job, favorite occupation, favorite task, fulfilling work, ideal job, ideal occupation, labor of love, MineForFreeCraft, passion project, perfect job, perfect role, preferred vocation, ultimate job, unpaid work

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	7641
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!

BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, bedrock, blocky, Chicago, Community, crossplay, Decisions, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, fiber optic, friendship, Hardware, humor, java, Jobs, Join, Meet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Performance, Player Shops, Public farms, Questionable, Quests, Resource worlds, Stability, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mines Excavated:	3641	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	257
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Feature	Description
Reviewed and approved	by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
State of the art hardware	on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
Integrated Discord server	Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Enjoy crossplay from any device!
Recurring events	Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Game modes and places to explore	Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes.
Protection options	Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options.
Economy	Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs.
Public farms and resource worlds	Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds.
Best online community	Members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

Rule	Description
All players must be 18+	Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed.
No Griefing	Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits	Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam	No advertising or spamming in chat.
Common Sense/Maturity	Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!

BlockyBroServer

addiction, BETRAYAL, biological brother, BlockyBroServer, break lines, car accident, consequences, Dope, Fail, family, fast food, fate, five year old, forgiveness, GOD, jerked off, Karma, papa john’s, Redemption, REJECT, Tragedy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	New Chunks Explored:	362981
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!

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