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CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

200k-1m, budgeting, crypto portfolios, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, economic uncertainty, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, financial stress, holding up, Investments, job loss, Job Search, long term investments, market volatility, Minecraft, neets, passive income, savings, Server, unemployed, unemployment benefits

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of staring at your crypto portfolio all day? Do you wish you could escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you can trade your virtual diamonds for virtual emeralds and live out your wildest blocky fantasies.

Our server is filled with unemployed neets just like you, all with crypto portfolios ranging from 200k to 1 million. Why waste your time day trading when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your fellow crypto-rich comrades?

So come on, join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a job when you have a virtual empire to build?

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	526	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Towns Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Votes:	6333
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1376
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mines Excavated:	2718	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	133	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	134

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	254	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228
Potions Brewed:	152	New Chunks Explored:	828103
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!