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SmokinCashCraft

2009-2018, advertising, Analysis, cigarette marketing, cigarettes, comparison, Consumption, expenditures, harmful effects, Promotion, public health, regulations, smokeless tobacco, SmokinCashCraft, SPENDING, statistics, tobacco companies, tobacco control, tobacco industry, trends, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

yo yo yo come join our lit af minecraft server cuz we spend more money promoting our server than tobacco companies spend promoting cigarettes yo! we be droppin’ mad stacks every hour to make sure you have the best minecraft experience everrrrrr. ain’t no other server out there that can compete with our crazy marketing budget. come join the fun and see for yourself why we’re the top dog in the minecraft world. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happenin’ on our server. let’s get this party started, fam!

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

3rd Generation girls band, Adventure, Ahoy, Ai Wana be Junky, Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, BOOTY, Cove, hololive, Houshou Marine, I’m Your Treasure Box, Koisuru fortune cookie, Lolikami Cover, Marine Shukkou, MARINES, Minecraft, Rurudo, Sankisei medley, Shinkiro, Showa Song Festival, SKDW Hibiki Radio, The Second World, tiktok, twitter, Umisea, Unison

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crops Grown:	8347
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

city destruction, consequences, consequences of actions, Day, Decision making, deep storyline, ethical decision, ethical gameplay, fallout 3, fallout series, Minecraft, moral choices, moral dilemma, nuclear warfare, nuke disarmament, NukeBusters, post-apocalyptic, rich vs people, RPG, Save, saving lives, Server, Style, Survival, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

Arsenal, Conflict, Crafty, CREW, Defense, humor, international relations, Iranian, Israel, jew, Jews, Keith Woods, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, Missiles, Political, satire, Sissiles, sissy, social media, Telegram, Tension, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

BELIEF, Call, call upon the name of the Lord, Christian salvation, Christianity, creeper, eternal life, Eternity, FAITH, faith in God, forgiveness, gospel, grace, Jesus saves, madness, mercy, Minecraft, Redemption, religious beliefs, repentance, salvation, salvation through Christ, SAVED, spiritual awakening

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Potions Brewed:	101	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

21 volumes, anticipation, Character development, Conan, doubt, doubts, get good, Good, Kingdom, Kingdoms, long trail, Manga, manga reader, manga series, Minecraft, ongoing, patience, plot twists, series, Story, Volume, volume 20, volume 21, Volumes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	140	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

Actors, behind the scenes, cinemassacre, Cinematic, club, comedy, creeper, Directors, discussion, Entertainment, explode, film, filmmaking, Horror, interviews, laughs, movies, Nostalgia, Podcast, pop culture, reviews, screenwriting, talk show, welcome

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

Ancestry, better, Blending, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, Enhancement, Enrichment, ethnicity, Evolution, Fusion, genetics, heritage, Identity, Improvement, integration, Mix, Multiculturalism, Polish genes, PolishCraft, Style, tradition, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	183	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

#exciting, Adventure, anticipation, celebration, countdown, ends, family, Friends, Fun, get together, good times, Happiness, hilarious, jokes, joy, july, JulyFoolsCraft, Laughter, looking forward, Memories, Party, reunion, See you, So Much Fun, STOP, Summer

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

amusing, brain off, Carefree, Casual, Chill, easygoing, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, games, laid back, leisure, light-hearted, lighthearted, madness, Minecraft, Overrated, playful, Recreation, Relax, stress free, thinking, unwind, ZombieBrains

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Crops Grown:	7617	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

Adventures, BETRAYAL, Communication, confusion, CREEPERS, Deception, Disappearance, doubt, Emotional rollercoaster, getaways, Girlfriend, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, LoveCrafted, loyalty, missing person, Mystery, relationship, Romantic, suspicion, Trust, Truth, uncertainty, vacation, vacation romance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	3669
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!