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Mine >2008 Minecraft Server

2008, Advancements, comparison, console, Evolution, Gaming, gaming industry, graphics, graphics comparison, gt2008, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old vs new, PC, progress, Retro, Server, Shadow Generations, still looks better, Technology, video games, visual improvement

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were designed in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, it makes games from 2008 look like they were made by cavemen! Join us and experience graphics so crisp, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Pigeon. This majestic creature soars through the skies dropping feathers that grant you the power of flight. Who needs wings when you have the Ender Pigeon on your side?

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a trip to our Nether realm where you can challenge the Blaze King to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever can out-dance the Blaze King will be granted the power to control fire itself. Just make sure you stretch before you bust a move, those flames can get pretty hot!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs shadow generations when you can have this level of insanity?

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

2008, 4chan, 4chan birthday, 4chan history, ANONYMOUS, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday wishes, digital community, forum, Happy, Happy Birthday, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, internet subculture, long-standing website, Meme culture, Minecraft, online birthday party, Online Community, online forum, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4148
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2443	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

2008, 2016, Crafty, Create, creating, FANTASY, greentexters, gttfw, humor, imagination, incel, internet culture, meme, normalfaggots, Online Community, perfect, perfect women, retarded, satire, Server, social media, tfw, trolling, twitter, world

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7079	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

Digs ‘n Blocks: The Adventure Server for Archeologist Gamers! #TombRaiderLife 🔥💎

1989, 2008, Adventure, ancient artifacts, Archeologist, blocks, born in 1920, Digs, discovery, Expedition, Exploration, Gamers, History, Mystery, reading, retired, Retirement, Retrospective, Server, still alive, tomb raider, tomb raiding, TombRaiderLife, treasure hunting, Wonder

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	4546

Join our Minecraft server to uncover the mysteries of the ancient tomb raider who was born in 1920 and is somehow still alive and kicking! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks and enchanted gear from his last raid in 1989. Legend has it that he retired because he found a rare artifact that granted him immortality, but who knows what other crazy stories you’ll uncover in our world! Come join us for an adventure like no other and see what treasures you can dig up!

SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

acne, aita, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crops Grown:	5791	Void Armor Forged:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5541	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Star Shards Collected:	147
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8541
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	939	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Star Shards Collected:	242	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Star Shards Collected:	65	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crops Grown:	6044
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!