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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3695 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.