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“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3765	Mines Excavated:	1489
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Star Shards Collected:	72	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	231	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	157	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Farms Harvested:	742
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9929	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	6938
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!