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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1883 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.