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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1394 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 275 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.