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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5472 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5723 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5243 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
so, like, imagine a place where u can live out ur wildest minecraft dreams, like u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava, like, the possibilities r endless, man.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can also battle giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or go on quests to find the legendary golden potato that grants u unlimited power.
oh, and did i mention that every time u log on, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, that’s right, THREE WISHES.
so, like, why waste ur time on boring old servers when u could be living it up in this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers minecraft world? join now and let the madness begin!
