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Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Emeralds Found:	729
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ores Mined:	4623
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Potions Brewed:	60
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Items Found:	3305	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	9213

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Votes:	8980	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Repro Coercion Craft

abusive behaviors, abusive partners, abusive relationships, Australian women, coercion, coercion tactics, controlling behavior, controlling partners, Craft, domestic violence, gender inequality, gender-based violence, intimate partner violence, partner abuse, repro, reproductive abuse, reproductive autonomy, reproductive coercion, reproductive control, reproductive freedom, reproductive health, reproductive rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!