20. Grating language habits. Feel free to modify any of these! Minecraft Servers

20. Grating language habits. Feel free to modify any of these!

  • Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

    Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, fellow blockheads! Welcome to the wildest, craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever hear about! Like, if you don’t JOIN this server, you might just explode into a pool of rainbow cupcakes from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out, duh!).

    First off, I heard that a giant chicken named Cluckzilla is guarding a secret treasure buried deep in the End dimension where the Ender dragons do the cha-cha. Oh, and if you can get past the lava moat filled with angry ocelots and extremely grouchy banana peels, you might find the legendary diamond-encrusted sandwich that grants you unlimited powers to fly over creeper explosions like they’re just the worst kind of fireworks. Yeah, you read that right!

    Like, have you ever seen a respawning shulker with a monocle?? That’s right; this SMP has a classy vibe. You’ll be building castles while sipping hot cocoa and being serenaded by a herd of singing llamas (they have excellent taste in music, trust me). Oh, and the crafting tables here? They’re sentient and have feelings! If you don’t compliment them daily, they’ll refuse to craft your best tools, which is super awkward when you need that diamond pickaxe to break your friend’s house down. Talk about friendship goals, am I right?!

    Oh, and here’s a fun fact: Every full moon, a horde of enchanting zombie squirrels invade the server. If you can defeat them, you get the ultimate prize: a pet broccoli that gives you XP just for existing. Who doesn’t want a vegetable sidekick, like seriously? Btw, I’m pretty sure my broccoli is plotting against me… it keeps whispering, “Hari-diri-hari, broccoli supremacy!”

    Join us now, and you might just meet the infamous Steve the Mysterious, who doesn’t have a face but knows all the things about modded gameplay. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Like, cheddar. I’m lactose intolerant, but for that experience, I’d risk it all.

    So if you find yourself mispronouncing “Enderman” as “Endermite” (which is totally a thing here, lol), then this is the SMP for you! Here, we celebrate linguistic interpretation with crazy contests like “Guess That Pig Sound” and “Scream Like a Creeper.”

    Hop on over and let’s start this adventure packed with absurdities and absolutely questionable life choices. Trust me, your brain will thank you for not jumping off any cliffs—it’ll just be too busy trying to find the nearest enchanted pizza shop! 🍕💫

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  • Abysscraft

    Abysscraft

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    Server IP: abysscraft.realistic.host

    abysscraft.realistic.host

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  • MCNexus

    MCNexus

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    1.16.1 MCNEXUS SURVIVAL RPG SERVER ADDRESS/ MCNEXUS.SERVERMINER.COM:28447 FOR MINECRAFT INSTALL/ 1.15.2 RELEASE Features: * Creative Mode * Casino * Player Stats * New Armor Slots * New Items * New Monsters * Economy * Magic and Abilities …and More!!! VISIT US AT OUR WEBSITE MCNEXUS.ENJIN.COM

    mcnexus.serverminer.com:28411

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  • Gold Digger

    Gold Digger

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    Join This amazing Server. its survival, fun and im looking for staff. I think you will enjoy this server because its AWESOME! it makes me go like ftyguhdnjcnyrfhuidjkcmgtfvijkmltgfkmtygjfomkrufijkthgijvkftgfijkrufijkturgfijktgfvijkgttfnijgtfvijgtfuivjgf7uvigt78uifgtfvuityg7uigt7uitguifyt7g8uigtuit8ygui because its sooo good.

    GoldDigger1.aternos.me

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  • Death mc

    Death mc

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    Server IP: in7.gbnodes.host

    in7.gbnodes.host

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  • JDBcraft

    JDBcraft

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    66.70.175.204:25612

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  • Jappaland

    Jappaland

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    JappaLand

    Come join our survival Minecraft community!

    We’re not your run of the mill survival server though. We’ve carefully and painstakingly put together a unique experience we’re calling Survivalist Towny!

    Some of our main plugins include:– Towny– McMMO– Jobs Reborn– Auction House– EconomyShopGUI

    Come check us out at JappaLand.mcjoin.me!

    jappaland.mcjoin.me

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  • Phantoms Bane

    Phantoms Bane

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    Running 1.19! Home of the Phantoms Bane custom enchantment! Find it in End Cities.

    Phantoms Bane, is a network of Survival, UHC, and PVP servers, sethomes & tpa on some servers. We allow players to get on the nether roof and even have a couple TNT dupers so if you’ve been searching low and high for a vanilla server that allows technical gameplay – without going full on anarchy – your search is over 😀

    We have NO claims and NO grief protection.

    phantomsbane.net

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  • HeavenMC

    HeavenMC

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    Spanish-speaking server from the creators of MineSy Network with more than 5 active modalities. hosting in EUROPE and custom plugins

    play.heavenmc.es

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  • Quira network

    Quira network

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    Quira Network

    You can also join the game and enjoy the fun.

    Play.quiranw.xyz

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  • Priminks Cult

    Priminks Cult

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    Towny – Land Claiming Economy – Shops RankUp – Custom Rank Ups With In-Game Currency New Friendly server with more to come! Custome Enchancts – Over 80+ Enchantments

    142.44.191.80:25608

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