20. Coffee and longevity. Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Java Junkies United

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3069	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly BAM! you’re living 2 years longer just from drinking coffee every day. like, what even is that? but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just by mining a block of dirt. it’s like a real-life fairy tale, but in minecraft form. plus, the mobs on this server are super friendly and will actually help you build your house instead of trying to kill you. it’s like a minecraft miracle, man. so come join us and start living your best, longest life ever!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

#secret codes, cheat code, cheat codes for all levels, cheat codes for beginners, cheat codes for consoles, cheat codes for experts, cheat codes for mobile games, cheat codes for multiplayer games, cheat codes for PC games, cheat codes for popular games, cheat codes for single player games, CheatCodeCraft, game cheats, game hacks, Gaming, Hacks, Minecraft, Server, shortcuts, strategy, tips and tricks, unlockables, video games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Items Found:	2352	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

aerial combat, Commander, Conflict, CraftyComradesMC, Deception, Defense, duped, eastern europe, intelligence, military deception, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Misinformation, Propaganda, realistic models, reconnaissance, russian military, Surveillance, Ukrainian Air Force, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Animals Bred:	52	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Divine Spears Created:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, ai, ap english, AP exam, bitchass english teacher, chinese mom, CraftyBitchAss, Credit, cry, DEADLINE, essay, grading, high school, Minecraft, neck pillow, pass class, principals office, Rewrite, self esteem, Server, Zero

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	4898

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

01472526, 10.1080, 2023, 2297542, abs, academic articles, Black queens, cartoon porn, chud white boys, Đôi, feminist beauty, journals, Minecraft, QueenCraft, Server, tandfonline, twerking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed

adult food, birthday cake, cakewars, Cheating husband, children’s food, crab bake, family conflict, family dynamic, fancy food, gold digger, Grandchild, inlaws, judgmental, Lifestyle, mom shaming, nephew, NoNephewAllowed, Parenting styles, picky eater, sister, social media, thrifty moms

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!

NoobvilleCraft

10. Constant need for validation, 11. Unwillingness to admit faults, 12. Poor emotional intelligence, 13. Blaming others for their mistakes, 14. Lack of self-reflection, 15. Self-absorbed behavior, 16. Inconsiderate actions, 17. Arrogant attitude, 18. Insensitivity towards others, 19. Oblivious to social norms, 2. Ignoring social cues, 20. Delusional sense of superiority, 3. Narcissistic tendencies, 4. Self-centeredness, 5. Inability to take criticism, 6. Disregard for others’ feelings, 7. Lack of introspection, 8. Overbearing personality, 9. Sense of entitlement, lack of empathy, NoobvilleCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and launching exploding chickens at each other. Our server is so crazy that players have been known to build entire castles made out of TNT just for fun. If you want to experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then this is the place for you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies like to bust a move when they’re not trying to eat your brains. So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you have some serious self-awareness, because you’re going to need it in this wild and wacky world!

CreeperCeasefireCraft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCeasefireCraft, diplomatic efforts., Hamas, Hamas leadership, hostage crisis, hostage release agreement, hostage release plan, international diplomacy, Israel-Palestine relations, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace process, Palestinian politics, peace negotiations, Political Agreements, political reconciliation, Terrorism, united states involvement, us foreign policy, US-backed ceasefire

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! JOIN US AND U MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY AND A PET CHICKEN NAMED MR. CLUCKS WHO TELLS JOKES! WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS CRAZINESS?! JOIN NOW OR U MIGHT MISS THE CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON MADE OF JELLO!

EagleQueenCraft

#birdwatching, AMERICANS, animal facts, bald eagles, bird behavior, Birds, conservation, eagle conservation, EagleQueenCraft, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, female, gender, misconceptions, national symbol, Nature, ornithology, RAPTORS, united states, wildlife, Wildlife Education

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	4563
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchantments Applied:	251
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where bald eagles rule the skies and drop diamonds instead of feathers. these majestic birds are actually female and they will guide you to hidden treasure chests full of enchanted gear and golden apples.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).

our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.

join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.