Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

10. Facebook, 11. Perfect, 12. Enjoy life, 13. /pol/, 14. Tranny jannies, 15. Rope, 16. Bitch, 17. Pussy, 18. Fun, 19. Strangers, 2. John, 20. Best shot, 3. Hate, 4. Fat, 5. Retarded, 6. No-lifes, 7. Stupid ass pictures, 8. Insecurities, 9. Jerking off, Faggots, hey, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4966
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

SalviaCraft Minecraft Server

altered state, consciousness exploration, dmt, drug experience, experiential, hallucinogen, inner exploration, Intensity, Legal, legal highs, Maryland, mind expansion, mind-altering, Minecraft, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychoactive, Salvia, SalviaCraft, Self Discovery, Server, Spiritual Journey, trip

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a wild ride that’s legal in Maryland? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise an experience even more intense than DMT, but with a twist – you’ll be building and exploring in a whole new world while under the influence of salvia. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? Join us for a trip like no other – just make sure to have a friend nearby to guide you through the virtual world!

DadRage Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday Party, consequences, DadRage, DEBT, Divorce, Drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Father, grandchildren, Inheritance, Minecraft, parent-child dynamic, relationship, Remarried, Resentment, self made man, Server, Siblings, social media, Toddler, Wedding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Divine Spears Created:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Items Found:	1426	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where the only consequences are losing your loot in a creeper explosion!

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer two birthday parties for your son in-game. That’s right, double the celebration, double the fun! Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a virtual party with us?

And don’t worry about toxic relationships with your parents, our server is all about building positive connections with fellow players. Plus, we won’t write you out of any virtual wills, so you can rest easy knowing your Minecraft inheritance is secure.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s drama-free and full of excitement. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with us? Join now and leave the real-life consequences behind!

NoKidsWeekendFun

Babysitting, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, family, family dynamics, Guilt, nephew, Niece, NoKidsWeekendFun, Obligations, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, social life, Support, Tension, weekends, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and self-care? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and drama-free zones.

Are you tired of feeling like babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend is an obligation rather than a choice? Well, on our server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can prioritize your own needs without any guilt trips!

Just like the OP’s sister, our server is full of demanding NPCs who will try to guilt-trip you into doing their bidding. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand up for yourself and set boundaries without facing any backlash from your virtual family members.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can prioritize your own well-being while still having a blast, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and taking care of yourself?

ImpressiveCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CHANGE, culture, Development, discoveries, Evolution, growth, Impressive.., ImpressiveCraft, Improvement, innovation, Milestones, Minecraft, Modernization, progress, revolution, Science, Server, society, Technology, transformation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Zombie Dances:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Back in the day, people would have been amazed by a simple color TV, but now we’ve got pixelated dragons and talking llamas!

Our server is so cutting-edge, we have villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to trade you diamonds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s weakness. Plus, our Nether realm is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about! Who needs hoverboards and self-driving cars when you can have a pet zombie pigman who moonwalks on command? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the most mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time!

Pixel Peril

bizarre causes of death, bizarre fatalities, bizarre medical cases, medical mysteries, mysterious deaths, mysterious fatalities, Peril, PIXEL, rare causes of death, rare health conditions, rare medical conditions, strange fatalities, strange health conditions, strange medical cases, surprising fatalities, unbelievable deaths, uncommon causes of death, uncommon mortality, unusual causes of death, unusual fatalities, unusual mortality, unusual mortality rates

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face death in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being crushed by a falling cow, suffocating in a block of cheese, or getting eaten by a pack of rabid chickens. With our unique and outrageous causes of death, you’ll never know what’s coming next!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon…with nothing but a wooden spoon! Can you survive this epic challenge and come out victorious? Only the bravest and most skilled players will prevail.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable deaths in Minecraft history. Just remember, you never know what’s lurking around the corner, so watch your back and prepare for the unexpected!

SwissSlice Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SwissSlice

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	85	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	838804	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where craziness reigns supreme! we have machete-wielding neighbors attacking each other in switzerland, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! watch out for flying babies and insane battles as you explore our wild and wacky world. join now for the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

RedstoneRumble

CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Conflict, Losses, Military, RedstoneRumble, russia, russia military, russia war, Russian army, Russian army casualties, Russian army losses, Russian casualties, Russian conflict, Russian military casualties, Russian military losses, Russian soldiers, Russian war casualties, Russian war losses, soldiers, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5681	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! russia may be losing soldiers left and right, but on our server, you’ll be gaining friends and epic loot faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. with more than 70,000 blocks to explore and conquer, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done!

Minecraft DNA Motel Mischief

Crime Scene, crime scene analysis., criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal profiling, Criminal Psychology, Dna, Evidence, forensic analysis., forensic evidence, forensic science, genetic material, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Mischief, Motel, motel room, person of interest, serial offender, SUSPECT, unconnected cases

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Farms Harvested:	751
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Villages Defended:	16

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can leave your ‘DNA’ all over the place and become a suspect in multiple crimes! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in our pixelated world? Build your own motel rooms and hide your ‘DNA’ in every corner to keep the authorities guessing. Will you be the next infamous Minecraft criminal mastermind? Join now and find out!

ShroomVisionCraft

Altered States of Consciousness, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, cognitive neuroscience, eyes-closed visual experiences, Hallucinations, Imagery, magic mushrooms, mental health, neural activity, neural underpinnings, neuroimaging, psychedelic effects, psychedelic therapy, psychoactive substances, sensory experiences, ShroomVisionCraft, sophisticated imaging techniques, visual perception, vivid images

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	614
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	697282
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

yOu ever wanted to see the world behind your eyelids? well, come join our minecraft server where magic mushrooms paint vivid images for you to explore! our scientists have used fancy imaging techniques to make sure you see all the colors of the rainbow behind your closed eyes. it’s like a trippy art gallery in your brain, man. join now and unlock the secrets of visual perception and imagery while building your own psychedelic world in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have a technicolor dream world at your fingertips? come get lost in the magic today!

✨Cobbleton for Eternity✨ No square or curly shapes allowed! Age 18+ for some gray-vanilla fun with ChatBubbles and BlueMap.

+18, 06/14/2024, age, Allowed, apply, Bluemap, ChatBubbles, Client-Side Modpack, Cobbleton, Curly, Discord, Eternity, Fun, Graylist, grayvanilla, Ip:, Map, Modpack, Portal Scrolls, pouches, proximity voice chat, rules, Semi Vanilla, shapes, smp, Square, Vane, Website, Wiki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to Cobbleton Minecraft Server

Launched on 06/14/2024, Cobbleton is a classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch. Join us and experience a positive and friendly community-oriented gameplay.

Quick Info

IP	play.cobbleton.com
Apply	https://cobbleton.com/apply

Links

Website: https://cobbleton.com
Map: https://map.cobbleton.com
Wiki: https://wiki.cobbleton.com
Discord: https://cobbleton.com/discord
Rules: https://cobbleton.com/rules
Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobbleton-forever-modpack

About Us

Cobbleton encourages cooperation and collaboration in a positive and friendly environment. Features include pouches, backpacks, portal scrolls, quality of life changes, proximity voice chat, and more.

Join Today

Join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

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