BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ores Mined:	6948

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9811	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3540	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Star Shards Collected:	133	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	55	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	4939
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Butt Plug City

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9645
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Adventure, armor, Bakery, Battles, blocks, BUILD, building, Character, Community, Cooking, Cool, crops, Exploring, Hang, Immersive, Kids, Lore, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Modpack, out, recipes, Roleplay, Server, smp, Starlight, Stuff, voice chat, weapons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	586
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

Abuse, assault, Boy, Chapter 59, courage, dumping, emotional, Empathy, Friend, friendship, healing, Minecraft, Newest chapter, raped, Recovery, sense, Sensitive, Sensitive Boy, smp, strength, Support, Talk, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

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