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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6421 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!