Welcome to our Minecraft server where we LOL at right wings trying to stop the advance of tech! 🤣🚀 Join us and witness the power of renewable energy as most of your energy will come from solar panels in the next several years. And guess what? There’s nothing you can do about it! Say goodbye to coal, it’s dead. Wave goodbye to gas, it’s dying. And nuclear? Well, let’s just say it’s stalled like a noob player trying to navigate a maze. 😂🔥
Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.
But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.
So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!
our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!
come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?
don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!
Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.
Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.
So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!
Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.
Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!
So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.
But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.
