New Minecraft Servers 2025

2. Priest Minecraft Servers

2. Priest Minecraft Servers

  • Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

    Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 2425
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

    Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans

    Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9808
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Crops Grown: 2671 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 170 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where shanty towns are filled with mischievous villagers causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, the starsisters are here to save the day with their magical powers and quirky personalities!

    Join our server for a chance to team up with the starsisters and embark on epic quests to restore order to the shanty town. Build your own crazy contraptions, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this wild and wacky world.

    But beware, danger lurks around every corner as the mischievous villagers will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate hero of the shanty town? Join now and find out!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6355
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Nyoro~n is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Nyoro~n and instantly found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves were grooving to the beat! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join Nyoro~n, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive hot tub party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rub elbows with famous Minecraft celebrities and sip on potions of invisibility while soaking in the warm glow of the lava jacuzzi.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Nyoro~n today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

    SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6007
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Yani’s SMP
    Owner Yani
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Timezone GMT+2

    Server Benefits

    • Active staff for immediate issue resolution
    • Vanilla gameplay experience with minor adjustments
    • Optional voicechat for enhanced gameplay
    • Minimum age recommendation of 18 years
    • Server running on Fabric for access to default vanilla mechanics
    • Server invite available upon Discord request to yani01
    • Server data protection for inactive players

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Make sure to add Yani on Discord and request an invite to the server.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement?

    A: It is strongly recommended to be 18 years old for maturity and appropriate behavior reasons.

    Q: How is griefing handled on the server?

    A: Any attempt of griefing or unacceptable behavior will be instantly punished by the active staff.

    Q: Is voicechat mandatory on the server?

    A: Voicechat is optional and not necessary for gameplay.

    Q: What type of server is this?

    A: Yani’s SMP is a Survival Multiplayer server running on Fabric with minor adjustments for gameplay.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chad’s CritiqueCraft

    Chad’s CritiqueCraft
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7221
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

    MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9652
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 84
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NaziCraft LOLz

    NaziCraft LOLz
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 9295
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Ores Mined: 800 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Votes: 4090
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

    Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

    Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 3806
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4881 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

    Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 893
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, naughty roleplay, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild time that will have you saying “Creeper, oh man” in a whole new way! So come on, get your blocky booty over here and let’s get freaky in the world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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