2. OH Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ores Mined:	5551
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Votes:	2063	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7094	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Animals Bred:	163	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Emeralds Found:	6298
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Votes:	1259	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4431
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Animals Bred:	163	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Potions Brewed:	187
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!