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CraftyConvictsExchange

1988 mass executions, 2 men, Amnesty International, CONVICTED, CraftyConvictsExchange, diplomatic negotiations, exchange, historical crimes, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian man, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, political asylum, political prisoners, prisoner swap, stockholm, Sweden, Tehran, War Crimes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1266	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	22	Buildings Constructed:	38

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where sweden trades convicts like pokémon cards. build your own prison and trade inmates with other players for rare items. who needs diamonds when you can have a convicted war criminal in your collection? come join the madness and see who can collect the most notorious criminals in the game. it’s a prison break like no other, only on our insane minecraft server.

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, deep penetration, digital intimacy, Erotic, explicit, fake woman, FANTASY, fetish, immersive experience, Minecraft, online interaction, Roleplay, Seed, sensual exploration, Server, sexual fantasy, taboo, virtual girlfriend, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchantments Applied:	181	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Authenticity, confirmation, credible, Debunking, Evidence, fact check, genuine, Honest, is this true, Legitimate, Minecraft, myth busting, proof, real or fake, reliable source, smp, True, trustworthy, Truth, validation, validity, Verification

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Creators, Economy, EkmiTV, Entertainment, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Votes:	1528
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ores Mined:	9859
Falling into the Void:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

Axtinguisher, community suggestions, Competitive Gaming, developers, Dragon’s Fury, game balance, game development, game meta, game patches, game updates, INCREASE, increase skill floor, Minecraft, nerf, player feedback, player strategies, puff and sting, Server, skill-based gameplay, viable strat, weapon balancing, weapon mechanics

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	156	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

awkward, Brat, chemistry, communication skills, Discord, Existing, feeling left out, introvert problems, introverted, ISOLATION, lack of engagement., Minecraft, Observation, Outsider, PixelatedPickle, smp, social anxiety, social dynamics, Struggling, team bonding, Team Building, Workplace, workplace culture

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

art game, come on in, Communication, creativity, Drawing game, Entertainment, Faggetes, Faggots, Friends, Fun, Gartic, gartic phone, guessing game, Interactive, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, party game, Phone, smp, Social, V, weekend, word game

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	8174	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

Ching, ching ching, ching ching long time, funny, horny, Long, Long Time, long time horny, Mi, mi ching, mi ching ching, mi so, mi so horny, Minecraft, smp, so, Time

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	955494
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!