2 lit mafia reaction Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Incel Haven 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, acceptance, belonging, charisma, facebook, Friends, Haven, incel, instagram, Loneliness, mental health, networking, Online Community, racism, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, social media, social-networking, Support, tiktok

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5176
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Bro, forget about all those normie social media platforms. Join our Minecraft server instead!

We don’t care if you’re not hot enough for Instagram or TikTok, we just want you to build epic structures and survive the creepers.

And who needs to be racist for X when you can join a community of blocky pixel pals who just want to have a good time?

YouTube? More like PooTube, are we right? Come join us and show off your redstone skills instead.

And Facebook? That’s for old people, bro. Get with the times and join our server where age is just a number and creativity is king.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine and craft our way to friendship and fun!

NoobRescue Minecraft Server

arrest, Blackmail, collect funds, consequences, demanding, escorts, Extortion, Felony.., funds, future career, Minecraft, misdemeanor, missed appointments, NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Recourse, Scamming.., Server, solicitation, spoiled son, stern talking to, young man

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

GFProtecNoAttac

annoyance, Arcade, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, games, GFProtecNoAttac, Girlfriend, loyalty, personal responsibility, perspective, Protection, Respect, right and wrong, rules, scolding, self defense, Staff, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	9014

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting the glass of the coin dropper game is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can unleash your inner rebel and show off your coin dropping skills without fear of being scolded by staff.

We promise a drama-free environment where you can let loose and have a blast with your friends. No need to worry about getting in trouble for breaking the rules – here, rule-breaking is celebrated!

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of dropping coins like never before. Who knows, you might even win some epic prizes along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the coin dropping madness begin!

FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	136	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2901	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3253	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1935	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Towns Built:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	5888
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

PorfiMC.aternos.me:37500

Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	921	Void Armor Forged:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!