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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3001 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
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But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of blocky NPCs.
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