2. holy shit Minecraft Servers

2. holy shit

  • CraftyMcCraftFace: The Okayest Minecraft Server Ever

    CraftyMcCraftFace: The Okayest Minecraft Server Ever

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are so damn comfy you won’t want to leave! Our virtual couches are made of the finest virtual feathers and our virtual blankets are softer than a baby llama’s fur. Join us and experience ultimate comfort while building your virtual empire!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and show off your best moves in the pixelated spotlight.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat the toughest bosses. Just be sure to bring some virtual ghost repellent, you never know what tricks he has up his spectral sleeve.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is missing out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

    Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

    Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TheFunZone

    TheFunZone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

    Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

    Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

    thefunzone.de:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Davidscloud Servers

    Davidscloud Servers

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

    About Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
    Player Protection Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
    Quality-of-Life The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
    Multiple Worlds In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
    Java & Bedrock Crossplay The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I protect my builds? Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
    Are there pay-to-win mechanics? No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
    How do I access other worlds? Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
    Can I play with friends on different platforms? Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
    Where can I find more information? Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP