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CraftyMcCraftFace: The Okayest Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are so damn comfy you won’t want to leave! Our virtual couches are made of the finest virtual feathers and our virtual blankets are softer than a baby llama’s fur. Join us and experience ultimate comfort while building your virtual empire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and show off your best moves in the pixelated spotlight.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat the toughest bosses. Just be sure to bring some virtual ghost repellent, you never know what tricks he has up his spectral sleeve.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is missing out on all the fun!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our 7th Anniversary Nip Event where you can collect Amagi in a party dress skin that will make all the other players jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see your favorite ships in swimsuits or bunnysuits? Well, now you can with our insane skins like Belfast in a bikini maid outfit or Prinz Rupprecht in a swimsuit. And don’t forget about the crazy stories we have going on, like the Dreamy Day in Dream Park or the love hotel with Bremerton.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have upcoming events like the To Love Ru collab and Oaths for Shoukaku and Bismarck. And don’t forget to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

WeddingCraft: NoSisInLawAllowed

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Zombie Dances:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family feuds getting in the way!

Join us and leave behind the sister-in-law drama that’s plaguing your real life. On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for supporting your favorite football team or making snide comments about your relationship. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family gatherings where someone blatantly ignores you.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that negativity behind. Who needs wedding invitations when you can have a virtual world where you can thrive without any drama? Let’s roll tide and build some epic structures together!

BlockBeats: Digging for Hits!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4583	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re building your epic castle while jamming out to your favorite song, but suddenly, the creepers start dancing to the beat too! That’s right, on our server, even the mobs have rhythm. Join us for the ultimate musical Minecraft experience and let’s rock out together!

VuhledarRaiders – Keep calm and craft on!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are constantly storming vuhledar in donetsk oblast! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs! ukraine’s military is saying the situation is ‘steadily tense’ but that just makes the game more exciting! build your own bunker and defend against the invading troops, or join forces with them and conquer the land! who needs peace when you can have chaos and explosions in minecraft?! join now for a wild ride like no other!

TeaWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Animals Bred:	111	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

TeaWorld is a vanilla server with RP elements. This is the place where you can take a break from studying and brighten up your gray days.Lots of features and vanilla-friendly plugins: – Plasmo Voice – Custom music – Interactive map – And much more…? A huge map measuring 20,000×20,000 and complete freedom of creativity! You can express yourself as you wish: you can found a city, become a popular builder or create automatic farms. The choice is yours!When you enter our server, you will feel at home, thanks to the friendly community. The rules are simple and can be read in two minutes. You will not be banned for trifles, the administration is not strict.➡️ More details: https://teaworld.fun/wiki? The server has just opened! Be the first to achieve your goal! Players are currently being recruited!Server without license, available on Java. Entrance from the passage.Our website: https://teaworld.funDiscord server: https://discord.gg/c27jZ7zPmgJoin us! We’ll be glad to see you!

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Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	7651
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

BaggageBrawlCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	132759	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Pet to Pupper

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!