2. first thing in the morning

Yo fam, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally off the walls crazy, like a creeper taking a bath with a parrot or something, right? First thing I do when I wake up in the morning is chug an entire bottle of Gfuel while I’m speedrunning through my dream! But wait—imagine doing that in this server where everyone’s literally vibing with ender dragons on roller skates. Yeah, you heard that right. Roller skates.

So like, we got this dude who claims he can bake cake using only redstone and his grandma’s secret recipe. Last time I checked, the cake transformed into a portal to a dimension made of tacos! Legit, one taco was so spicy it made my diamond sword cry! But here’s the kicker—when you go through the taco portal, you end up in a land of dancing llamas that serenade you with Minecraft parodies of Taylor Swift songs. No joke, I swear on my enchanted pickaxe.

Also, have you ever wanted to build a base that’s actually a giant squid??? Yeah, we’re doing that! Just slap down some blocks and poof! Instant calamari fortress! And every night, the squid sends out ink blots with wishes, and if your wish is good enough, you get an OP enchanted fishing rod that hooks endermen or something. Literally can’t be stopped.

Plus, there’s this ongoing feud between Steve and Notch that’s like the ultimate reality soap opera. I mean, who thought Minecraft drama would give me more anxiety than my real-life taxes? You gotta see this, because they throw down 1v1 battles in the End while the Ender Dragon referees. And guess what? If you join us, you can totally become a part of the “Ender Dragon Whisperer” club, which is just a bunch of us having existential crises while trying to whisper secrets to the dragon about our childhoods.

Oh, and let’s not forget the legendary potato races! Like, grab a potato, and if you can ride it while dodging flying pigs and exploding tnt, you WIN A DIAMOND GHAST! Yeah, I know, super rare. Last week someone traded one for a peanut butter sandwich. WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!

So, in conclusion, if you want to wake up to a world where everything is like a surreal fever dream, where cake can literally teleport you to Taco Land and squids are your best friends, you better hop on this wild ride! Join this Minecraft SMP and let’s get weird together, fam! 🍕💎✨