2. first thing in the morning Minecraft Servers

2. first thing in the morning

  • Morning Mobs & Minecraft SMP

    Morning Mobs & Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo fam, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally off the walls crazy, like a creeper taking a bath with a parrot or something, right? First thing I do when I wake up in the morning is chug an entire bottle of Gfuel while I’m speedrunning through my dream! But wait—imagine doing that in this server where everyone’s literally vibing with ender dragons on roller skates. Yeah, you heard that right. Roller skates.

    So like, we got this dude who claims he can bake cake using only redstone and his grandma’s secret recipe. Last time I checked, the cake transformed into a portal to a dimension made of tacos! Legit, one taco was so spicy it made my diamond sword cry! But here’s the kicker—when you go through the taco portal, you end up in a land of dancing llamas that serenade you with Minecraft parodies of Taylor Swift songs. No joke, I swear on my enchanted pickaxe.

    Also, have you ever wanted to build a base that’s actually a giant squid??? Yeah, we’re doing that! Just slap down some blocks and poof! Instant calamari fortress! And every night, the squid sends out ink blots with wishes, and if your wish is good enough, you get an OP enchanted fishing rod that hooks endermen or something. Literally can’t be stopped.

    Plus, there’s this ongoing feud between Steve and Notch that’s like the ultimate reality soap opera. I mean, who thought Minecraft drama would give me more anxiety than my real-life taxes? You gotta see this, because they throw down 1v1 battles in the End while the Ender Dragon referees. And guess what? If you join us, you can totally become a part of the “Ender Dragon Whisperer” club, which is just a bunch of us having existential crises while trying to whisper secrets to the dragon about our childhoods.

    Oh, and let’s not forget the legendary potato races! Like, grab a potato, and if you can ride it while dodging flying pigs and exploding tnt, you WIN A DIAMOND GHAST! Yeah, I know, super rare. Last week someone traded one for a peanut butter sandwich. WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!

    So, in conclusion, if you want to wake up to a world where everything is like a surreal fever dream, where cake can literally teleport you to Taco Land and squids are your best friends, you better hop on this wild ride! Join this Minecraft SMP and let’s get weird together, fam! 🍕💎✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Scruff Land

    Scruff Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is Scruff Land, a simple little survival server where the main goal is to have fun. Here are some rules: 1. Swearing is allowed, but just don’t use the n word. 2. There is a grief prevention thing installed on the server. If you don’t use it, your builds are fair game. 3. That’s it!

    Scruffland.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Official LanceTheLance Server

    Official LanceTheLance Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    This Minecraft Server is basically just a generic survival server but with plugins to make it more interesting. The server includes a little spawn area for events, kits, and even plots! Suggestions to improve the server would be greatly appreciated! Keep in Mind this server will not be 24/7 but will be on for most of the day.

    LanceTheLance.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Balak smp

    Balak smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to BalakSmp! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Ranks , Custom Boss , Petsand more! Please read below for more information.

    (Latest Version : Adds over Custom Items to Minecraft) This version of Balak SMP runs on Minecraft 1.19.4+, to be able join our smp servers.

    Balak SMP Servers: We host a wide variety of Pets on Server . You can login to these servers with any version from 1.19.4 To Latest 1.20.1. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!

    Website: https://balaksmp.store/Balak SMP Discord: discord.gg/52VpBCGwaZ

    play.balaksmp.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tropical Rea

    Tropical Rea

    New Minecraft Servers

    » TR is a new 1.16 server dedicated to creating an active friendly environment around the globe. We offer an Earth experience like no other, featuring a committed community and staff team to guide the way to the top of the jungle! With custom crafting, personalized cosmetics, and custom plugins, this once in a life time experience will change the way you play forever.

    Join us on discord and become part of the community! Discord: discord.tropicalrealms.com IP: play.tropicalrealms.com

    play.tropicalrealms.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP