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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7351 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!
