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Old Skool Craft: Where even our laptops are vintage! Join now for a retro Minecraft experience!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	1333	Astral Projections Made:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that run like a snail on a treadmill? Well, look no further because our server is like installing Windows 10 on a 2009 laptop with 2 gigs of DDR3 RAM – it runs better than ever before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft with all the bells and whistles, just like running every possible application known to man on a laptop that shouldn’t even support it. Who needs official support when you have our server to defy all odds?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs a Linux distro when you can have this insane experience on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer

aerospace, Chinese, Components, Conflict, counterfeit, CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer, Defense, Diplomacy, Forgeries, Geopolitics, glide bombs, international relations, investigation, Manufacturing, Military, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Taiwanese, Technology, weapons

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a mix of taiwanese components n russian glide bombs, but get dis, dey r actually chinese forgeries! crazy right? but wait, dere’s more! on dis server, u can build ur own russian glide bomb and launch it at ur enemies, just like in real life! but don’t worry, no one will get hurt cuz it’s all just pixels and stuff. so come join us on dis wild ride of explosions and fake components, u won’t regret it!

Gisele’s Ex’s Server: French Cuffs & Cufflinks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	6119
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, omg u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the founder got arrested by the french police, how crazy is that??? apparently, the ex-husband of gisèle pelicot was using the website, like what even is happening?? join now for all the drama and excitement, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, trust me!! #minecraftdrama #frenchpolice #gisèlepelicot

Robots vs Humans: Job Craving

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	402384	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	9252

yo, u ever feel like robots be takin’ over everything? well, come join our minecraft server and escape the robot apocalypse! we got crazy challenges like fightin’ off robot armies and buildin’ epic fortresses to protect humanity. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks you could ever want. so come on down and show those robots who’s boss!

Grudge Holding Ants – Memory Lane

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly, a group of ants start attacking you! but get this, these ants aren’t just your average ants, oh no, they remember who you are and hold a grudge against you for invading their territory!

you gotta join this server to see for yourself how these ants adapt their behavior and remember who their aggressive rivals are. it’s like a whole new level of intelligence in minecraft mobs! you’ll be amazed at how these tiny insects can outsmart you and make your gaming experience even more challenging.

so come on, join the server and see if you can outsmart the ants or if they’ll remember you forever as their arch-nemesis. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	421
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Aphmau, also known as Jess or Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling abilities. She started her channel in 2012 and has since gained a large following for her entertaining and family-friendly videos. Aphmau has become a beloved figure in the gaming community and continues to create engaging content for her fans.

Bloom SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Version	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Bloom SMP is a non-modded server with gameplay enhancing plugins. The mod team ensures a friendly playing experience for all players.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP a modded server?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net on version 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Are there events on Bloom SMP?	Yes, there are regular events hosted on the server for players to participate in.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, anti-griefing measures are in place to protect players and their builds.

Ethereal Isles 1.20.5

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – there’s a r9k user who claims to be a woman on here! I know, right? Who even knows what that means, but it’s gotta be some crazy shiz if they’re talking about it. So, like, come join us and unravel the mystery of the r9k woman in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I tell ya.

EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	167
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	1279

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.

Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

Insured? Nah, Just Craft!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the diamonds sing. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena.

why should you join? well let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken with a jetpack. true story bro.

also, we have a secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. you wanna be part of that? of course you do.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs insurance when you have us?