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NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	779
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	295
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6010	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.timerise.fun

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2476
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Crops Grown:	1823	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1949	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	116	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Mines Excavated:	1658
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2679
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Items Found:	5249	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.