2-BEYO Minecraft Servers

2-BEYO Minecraft Servers

  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5183
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7135
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Ores Mined: 9312
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – cis-1,2-BEYOBEYO! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition, where players compete to see who can ride a wave of lava the longest without getting burned to a crisp. It’s a thrilling and dangerous event that will have you on the edge of your seat (if you don’t fall into the lava, that is).

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious and treacherous Nether realm, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen who have a strange obsession with disco dancing. Join in on their dance parties or risk facing their wrath – the choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join <i>cis</i>-1,2-BEYOBEYO today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

    Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9873
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Towns Built: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

    Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 5451
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Votes: 8640 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

    HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5971
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

    One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

    So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoWifeNoLifeCraft

    NoWifeNoLifeCraft
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4956
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

    And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

    FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1493
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 9271
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

    But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1428
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Votes: 3564 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 2 New Chunks Explored: 22147
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2052 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParisianPvP

    ParisianPvP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5920
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

    you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

    we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

    so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

    Cave Seed Medicinal Tree
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 8575
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

    come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

    so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

    The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7817
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    General Info

    Current Version 1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server Location Germany
    Render Distance 10
    Simulation Distance 10
    Game Mode Hard
    World Border 10k x 10k
    FireTick On (usually)

    Features

    Head Database (/head)
    Dynmap
    Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
    Proximity Voice Chat
    Armor statues
    Faster minecarts

    If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

    2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

    3. Where is the server located?

    The server is located in Germany.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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