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Cunt Ads Realm 1.20

Ads, burekas, Cunt, food ads, food freak out, Food Safety, Jewish cuisine, kosher certification, kosher cooking, kosher diet, kosher eating, Kosher food, kosher guidelines, kosher ingredients, kosher market, kosher meals, kosher preparation, kosher snacks, kosher standards, kosher store, rabbi approved, Realm, sausage and cheese

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8954	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	8092	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo bro, imagine this Minecraft server is like that dude freaking out over burekas with sausage and cheese! But don’t worry, our server is certified kosher by the best rabbi in town! Join us for a wild ride of legit gaming and crazy adventures! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

High Res Flac Minecraft SMP Video Enjoying Player

audio player, Digital Media, Enjoy, enjoying, Entertainment, Favorite, FLAC, flac files, HIGH, high quality, high res flac, image board, Minecraft, music enjoyment, music player, Namida, Online Community, PIXEL, player, res, shitpost, shitposting, smp, Technology, Video, video enjoying, video player, wait time

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of listening to low-quality music while playing Minecraft on other servers? Are you sick of waiting forever just to post a meme on some boring image board? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only use the highest quality music players for all your FLAC needs. Plus, you can post all the shitposts you want without any ridiculous wait times. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the ultimate in high-res music and meme posting madness!

PizzaCrafters

cheesy goodness, comfort food, deep dish, Favorite Food, favorite pizza, Italian Cuisine, margherita, meat lovers, mushrooms, olives, Pepperoni, Pineapple, PizzaCrafters, SAUSAGE, SUPREME, thick crust, thin crust, toppings, type of pizza, Vegetarian, wood fired

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	212	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Do you like your pizza with a side of epic Minecraft adventures? Then you gotta join our server! We’ve got so many crazy toppings to choose from, like exploding creepers and diamond-studded pepperoni. Plus, our pizza delivery guy is a zombie pigman who always gets your order right…even if he has to chase you down in the Nether to do it! So come on over and join us for a slice of the action – just watch out for the lava sauce!

OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3577	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4400
Mines Excavated:	4923	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.