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Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

THERE IS MYSTICITY HERE

Server666ggop.aternos.me:56089

Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

Backlash, bioware, CDPR, CDProjekt, controversy, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, Failure, Fall, fall from grace, fan expectations, game development, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming studios, grace, mass effect, Minecraft, phantom liberty, Redemption, rpgs, Server, video games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepmy, Child Psychology, controversial topic, double standards, family dynamics, Hes, Inappropriate Behavior, internet culture, legal consequences, Life, Minecraft, moral outrage., online video, parenting, ruined, ruined life, school scandal, SMPpblockquote, social media outrage, societal norms, Sons, teacher misconduct, teacher-student relationship, teenage behavior, teenage hormones, underage sex, viral content

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, ancient civilizations, Biblical History, black faction, Canaanite, Doc, documentary ideas, documentary suggestions, end of the world prophecy, garden of eden, History, Israel, Jews, middle ages, Minecraft, Mini, mini documentary, Moabite, niggers, philosophy, Prophecy, religious beliefs, Server, white people

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	230
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption thread., captions, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIs, jomimbo, Karmo, Mega, Melonart, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, smp, software, Spambot, Tomboy Tiddies

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, FUNDAMENTALS, Glicko2 rating, jargon, Minecraft, modding, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Resources, Server, Steam, strategy, Techniques, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

aew, Apology, Brett, Bryan, Bucks, Comment, Conflict, controversy, Dave, Demand, Drama, Effy, Hammerstein show, Locker Room, Minecraft, PaytoStay, Punching, punk, ricky, smp, Tony Furious, Venue, wrestling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1059	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

caught on camera, controversy, convenience store, fast food, Gay, gay sex, illegal activity, Inappropriate Behavior, LGBTQ, Minecraft, News, public indecency, public sex, scandal, scandalous behavior, Server, sexual encounter, shocking incident, social media, taboo, viral, wawa, WaWas, white guy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Emeralds Found:	3862
Dragon Eggs Found:	6036	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

Agony, anguish, crying, depression, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, lamenting, LLO, llora, Loneliness, long tail tags: sadness, Minecraft, MONO, mourning, Pain, smp, sobbing, sorrow, Tears, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!