2.5HP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3021	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crops Grown:	6939

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Animals Bred:	151
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8565	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	254	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2945	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2487
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	170081
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	125

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!