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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8990 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
