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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3290 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1323 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?