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Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

Anon, Anons, cu, Cum, Cumming, cumminganon, gonna cum, I’M, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1863
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Votes:	3406
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6096

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Craft, definitive end to war, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic summit, global peace, international diplomacy, international relations, peace agreement, peace declaration, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, peace treaty, Peaceful, Second Peace Summit, war cessation, war ending, war resolution, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3662
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

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Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1422
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	193	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	252
Runes Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6767	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	137
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	9902	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Crops Grown:	6327	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!