Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!
Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.
For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.
Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anime Sword, a weapon so powerful it can slice through any mob with ease. And if you’re lucky enough to find the elusive Anime Armor, you’ll become invincible, able to take on even the toughest bosses without breaking a sweat.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest anime fantasies with us? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime – just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with being a part of our wacky, wild world!
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!
| Server Name | TotallyNotSuspicious SMP |
|---|---|
| Established | 2018 |
| Season | 12 (Current) |
Custom modded mini seasons lasting around a month, bridging main seasons. Uses various modpacks based on different themes.
Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server. Optional “Discord Member” role available for those who just want to chat.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | Read through #waitlist-form on Discord, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers in the ticket. |
| What is the primary goal of the community? | To be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative with a focus on member interactions. |
| How long do seasons typically last? | 5-7 months |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through a maze of exploding chickens, or challenge your friends to a game of lava parkour where the floor is literally lava! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the sickest beats.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now our server is covered in frosting!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!
Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!
Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!
On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!