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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7694 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 174 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.
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