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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5961 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9336 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.