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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	6668
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Items Found:	7629	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crops Grown:	6994
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	77
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Items Found:	5395	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1158
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!