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BikeCrashMC Server

#road incident, bike accident, bike collision, bike commute, bike confrontation, bike etiquette, bike incident, bike ride, bike road, bike safety, bike trail, BikeCrashMC, cyclist etiquette, Cyclists, electric bike, falling off bike, intimidation, not helping, professional cyclists, road etiquette, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of getting bullied by professional cyclists on the road? Join our Minecraft server where you can ride your electric bike in peace without any intimidating cyclists tailing you!

Our server is a safe haven for all electric bike enthusiasts who have been traumatized by aggressive cyclists. No more worrying about getting harassed on the road, just pure, peaceful biking fun in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding your electric bike without any fear of being followed by cyclists with questionable intentions. Ride freely, build your dream bike, and leave those pesky cyclists in the dust (literally)!

Don’t let those cyclists intimidate you any longer, join our server and pedal your way to victory!

StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6071	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Australia, Cyber Security, defence tech, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic relations, DownUnderSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign affairs, foreign interference, Government, Indian spies, intelligence agencies, international relations, national security, politicians, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!

”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”

community impact, criminal behavior, EliteCraft, emotional trauma, gun control, Gun Violence, law enforcement, mass shooters, mass shootings, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, public health crisis, Public Safety, Senseless Violence, Server, social responsibility, societal issues, societal values, Tragedy, Violence prevention

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	198
Crops Grown:	1499	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft

Accelerate, ADVANCE, Boost, drive forward, Expedite, facilitate, fast track, gain momentum, hasten, Hurry, increase velocity, long tail tags: speed up, Minecraft, Prompt, propel, push ahead, quicken, rev up, Rush, Server, spur on, step on the gas, stimulate, WarpSpeedCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server will have you accelerating into a whole new level of fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs like they’re race cars, battling evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and diving into lava pools for a chance to win rare loot (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and accelerate your Minecraft experience to the next level!

WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

aita, arranged marriage, car accident, emotional attachment, feeling control, Flame, huge asshole, insta story, labeling, late wife, Minecraft, moving on, mutual friend, not giving a fuck, online dating, parents’ opinion, Server, shock, trip to Thailand, twisting, WifelessWonders, wondering

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	4499	Towns Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is optional and grief is quickly forgotten! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s arranged marriage.

Forget about emotional attachments and dive into a world where you can move on from your spouse’s demise faster than you can say “creeper”. Explore exotic locations like Thailand with your colleagues and post insta stories without fear of judgment from late relatives or friends.

Our server is perfect for those who value freedom and don’t let societal norms dictate their emotions. So come on in and show us your true colors, even if they’re labeled as “asshole” by others. Who knows, you might just find a new friend who understands your unique perspective. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

birthmark, BLACKJACK, Boyfriend, braces, concealment, cryptocurrency, Defending, Divorce, doesnt, English, foreigner, Invisalign, mom, moms, poker face, private school, public school, Responsible, savings, self-control, Tutor, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	975
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9597

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

Borrowing, BuddyBucks, ethical dilemma, financial assistance, financial decision-making, financial favors, financial responsibility, financial support, financial trust, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Generosity, helping friends, lending money, loaning money, Minecraft, moral obligation, peer pressure, personal finance, Repayment, Server, trustworthiness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about lending money to friends again! Our virtual economy is so booming, your friends will be begging YOU for diamonds instead of cash. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find its hidden coop. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your wild adventure today!

AutoTuneAnthem

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	88
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3889	New Chunks Explored:	369210
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to life’s greatest mystery: What song do you think we all automatically know? Rumor has it that if you listen closely while mining for diamonds, you can hear the sweet melodies of this legendary tune echoing through the caves. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are all secretly pop music aficionados. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the universe while building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our server like never before!