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ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crops Grown:	7402	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Votes:	2899	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3589
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
New Chunks Explored:	851403	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!

Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

We kindly ask you to join the Hardcsorsurvival Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, challenge, Community, gameplay, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcsoresurvival, INTENSE, Join, lags, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

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Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, celebration, Champion, cheers, cheers to that, Crafty, elation, exultation, good times, Happiness, hooray, joy, jubilation, Land, Party, positive vibes, success, toast, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, winning, winning moment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Farms Harvested:	349	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!

NoMicrowaveMinecraftSMP

American homes, American lifestyle, common items, everyday items, home accessories, home amenities., home comforts, Home decor, home essentials, home furnishings, household goods, household items, interior design, missing appliances, missing furniture, missing items, modern homes, NoMicrowaveMinecraftSMP, traditional homes, unique homes, Unique possessions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, dude. You gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret room full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can access. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles we have every Saturday night. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with creepers instead of tributes.

So, like, if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience with a side of insanity, you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyConfidence

anxiety, Confidence, coping mechanisms, CraftyConfidence, emotional well being, Insecurity, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming insecurity, personal development, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-validation, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and never feel insecure again! Our community of pro players will make you feel like a Minecraft god in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

GeneCraft NeuroToxicity Server

brain health, Chemicals, contamination, DNA damage, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, gene expression, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic effects, neurological disorders, Neurotoxicity, PFAS, Pollution, public health, research, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, study, toxic substances

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists up in here identifyin’ 11 genes affected by PFAS, like whaaat?! dat’s sum next level shiz right there. u wanna shed some light on neurotoxicity while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers? dis da place to be, fam. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat make u fly like a freakin’ dragon. ain’t no other server like dis, so join now before da government shuts us down for bein’ too lit. let’s get weird, y’all! 🤪🔥🧪