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BabeCraft: Top 10 Sports Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath! why should you join? well let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head! true story bro. but wait, there’s more! we have magical unicorns that poop out enchanted golden apples. no joke. and if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing diamond armor. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8563
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Farms Harvested:	488

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Void Armor Forged:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

Bedouins, blocky, Chaos, Christianity, Conflict, Crafting, gaza, HOLY, holy land, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, Settlements, Terrorism, united nations, War, West Bank, WTF

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	281	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	3856	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Star Shards Collected:	97	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3506	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	382360
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!