1990 Minecraft Servers

1990

  • Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

    Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.

    But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SugarRushCraft 2021

    SugarRushCraft 2021

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sugar-sweetened beverages than any other server in the world! we have so much sugar, your teeth will fall out just by logging in! boys, girls, teens, urban residents, parents with low education levels, EVERYONE is welcome to come get their sugar fix on our server! we even have a special potion that turns your character into a walking, talking soda can. it’s a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before! join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most insane way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TimeTravelCraft Server

    TimeTravelCraft Server

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    Picture this: you wake up in 2024 and everything is different. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have recreated the 1990s in all its glory! From pixelated graphics to dial-up internet, you can relive the good ol’ days while still enjoying the wonders of modern technology.

    Join us for a chance to witness the shock and awe on a 1990s time traveler’s face as they discover smartphones, self-driving cars, and TikTok dances. Who knows, maybe they’ll even try to order a pizza using a landline phone!

    So why wait? Join our server and experience the ultimate time warp adventure. Just be prepared for some serious culture shock and a whole lot of nostalgia!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LuckyCraft: Where Creepers Get Lucky and Players Get Luckier! Est. 1990

    LuckyCraft: Where Creepers Get Lucky and Players Get Luckier! Est. 1990

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    Are you tired of mining for hours and finding nothing but coal and dirt? Well, on our server, you’ll have the best luck ever! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, emeralds growing on trees, and gold blocks popping up everywhere! It’s like hitting the jackpot every time you swing your pickaxe!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lucky Llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the enchanted forest. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Done. A pet dragon to ride around on? You got it. How about a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Consider it done!

    Join our server today and get ready for the luckiest Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs skill when you’ve got luck on your side?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

    CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

    Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoMove4UAfterDitch

    NoMove4UAfterDitch

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unexpected betrayals!

    Join us for a server where friends don’t bail on road trips last minute and leave you hanging. Our community is full of loyal players who will never ditch you for a spur-of-the-moment adventure with someone else.

    And hey, if you ever need help moving furniture in Minecraft, we’ve got your back! Our players are always willing to lend a hand, no questions asked. Plus, our virtual trucks are always ready to transport your pixelated possessions with ease.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a drama-free, furniture-moving-friendly experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you have a virtual community this awesome?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DepressoCraft SMP

    DepressoCraft SMP

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyRoutineUpgrade

    CraftyRoutineUpgrade

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

    GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

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    join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

    Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

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    So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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