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Chunky Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, chunky, coping mechanisms, depression, Eating disorders, fat shaming, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, self esteem, self harm, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, societal pressure, Suicide prevention, unhealthy habits, weight loss

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be a fatass by 25 or your money back! Why risk your life when you can join our server and get fit while playing Minecraft? Our virtual workouts will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping bacon and gold wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll gain eternal glory and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to being a fatass by 25 – because here, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

New Minecraft SMP Experimental Technology

Awareness, Coma, coma awakening, coma patient, Communication, Consciousness, EXPERIMENTAL, experimental technology, experimental treatment, health, Hope, Medical, medical advancements, Message, Minecraft, new technology, Reach, Recovery, smp, Support, Technology, technology innovation, uncertainty, Wake Up

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!

Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).

But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Delico’s Plant Party Minecraft Server

Delico’s Nursery, delicos, Episode 09, gardening, indoor plants, Minecraft, Party, Plant, Plant care, plant containers, plant diseases, plant fertilization, plant growth, plant health, plant lighting, plant maintenance, plant nursery, plant pests, plant potting, plant propagation, plant pruning, plant repotting, plant soil, plant tips, plant watering, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Australians and Canadians be like Minecraft SMP

acceptance, assimilation, Australians, Canadians, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, foreigner, funny, humor, Immigrant, integration, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationalities, prejudice, satire, smp, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and Canadians are constantly at each other’s throats, accusing each other of being “filthy immigrants.” It’s like a never-ending battle of accents and stereotypes, and you get to be right in the middle of it all!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama-only paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky Australians and Canadians – they’re always up to something!

No. 204004155 Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crops Grown:	2499
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who throw the most epic raves every Saturday night. Get your groove on with the undead and show off your best moves in the pixelated dance floor.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees? Explore this wacky world and discover all the hidden treasures that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Phasing into the Connectiverse

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connectiverse, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phasing, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5958	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Towns Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3749	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our totally legit and not made up Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Nap Queen, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura the Firestarter and Shisui the Sneaky Ninja. And don’t even get us started on the legendary adventures of Tenma the Time Traveler and Pipkin the Pancake Princess.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a player named Dizzy Dokuro who can juggle creepers while riding a pig? Or Jelly Hoshiumi who can build a castle out of nothing but jellybeans?

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the legendary Fuura Yuri got terminated for being too OP. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

JOD SMP

Best support, Cross-Play, custom armours, custom structures, JOD SMP, PvP, Survival, Tools, youtubers smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

WELCOME TO JOD SMP , HAVE FUN WITH CUSTOM ARMOURS,Tools AND CUSTOM STRUCUTRES,BESTSUPPORT , YOUTUBERS SMP

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Neuro’s Minecraft Server – The Swarm

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, Server, singing, Swarm, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	1723
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Farms Harvested:	374
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will entertain you with unhinged rants and crazy antics! She’s not your average bot, she’s a VTuber who sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and become a part of the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a jam-packed schedule of events, links to Neuro-sama’s social media accounts, educational resources on AI, and even merch to show your support for our AI queen. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our VODs and archives for a taste of the chaos that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Neuro-sama! Who needs diamonds when you have an AI overlord ruling your Minecraft world?

Original: ShouldIStayOrShouldIGo Modern Minecraft SMP Name: Should I Stay Minecraft SMP or Should I Go Minecraft SMP

Choices, comfort zone, Commitment, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, familiarity, final decision, hesitation, indecisiveness, loyalty, Minecraft, original, Routine, second guessing, self-doubt, ShouldIStayOrShouldIGoModern, smp, status quo, stay, stay or go, staying put, sticking with it, uncertainty

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2961	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with talking trees and flying creepers. They quickly realized that this was no ordinary Minecraft world – this was a world where anything is possible.

Join us on our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows while fending off attacks from a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!