1970s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

70sBuckBlockParty

1970s, 70sBuckBlockParty, Adventure, Cash, Decision making, Exploration, Financial Security, INDEPENDENCE, Lost, MONEY, new beginnings, Nostalgia, Resourcefulness, Retro, self reliance, starting over, stranded, Survival, time travel, uncertainty, young adult

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the wild and wacky adventures of waking up in 1970 with no idea who you are or where you came from! But don’t worry, you’ve got a suitcase filled with 20,000 dollars to help you navigate this crazy time period.

Join our server and embark on a quest to build the ultimate 1970s disco palace, complete with lava lamp decorations and funky dance floors. But beware, the creepers in bell-bottoms are always lurking around the corner!

Form alliances with other players to create your own groovy commune, where you can trade goods and services like lava lamps and platform shoes. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, strike out on your own and become a lone wolf, surviving off the land and dodging lava flows.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate time-traveling adventure in Minecraft! Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a pixelated world full of polyester and peace signs waiting for you?

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

Born Too Late Minecraft Server

1970s, 70s fashion, Born, born too late, crime documentary, crime history, dark humor, dark past, Horror, Late, Minecraft, missed era, missed opportunity, murder spree, Nostalgia, psychological thriller, regret, serial killer, serial killer obsession, Server, Thriller, true crime, twisted nostalgia, vintage

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to the 1970s, where serial killers roamed the streets in a bull run like no other! Join us for a killer time as you dodge psychopaths and try to survive in this crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have adrenaline pumping through your veins? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate thrill ride!

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

1970s, Car Enthusiast, classic car, cold-hearted, crash, CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE, Cruel, disagreement, Dream car, family conflict, Fault, financial responsibility, hospital bills, husband, in-laws, injury, insurance, medical expenses, refusal, SAVING, selfish

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

RetroCraft: Lost in Time

1970s, accident, adaptation, Alternate Reality, confusion, coping, Culture Shock, Exploration, History, identity crisis, learning, Lost, new beginning, Nostalgia, Retro, RetroCraft, Survival, Technology, Time, time displacement, time travel, uncertainty

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to the groovy 1970s! Forget about modern technology and embrace the funky vibes of bell-bottoms and disco balls.

Build your own lava lamp-inspired base, groove to retro tunes while mining for diamonds, and challenge other players to a lava lamp dance-off.

But be warned, rumors say that a secret portal to the future exists on the server. Will you find it and make it back to present day, or will you be stuck in the past forever? Join now and find out!

DiscoCraft: Travel back to the 70s!

1970s, 70s, activism, bell bottoms, counterculture, culture, Decade, disco, DiscoCraft, fashion, hippies, History, long tail tags, Music, Nostalgia, polyester, pop culture, roller disco, social movements, travel, vietnam war, Watergate scandal

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve time-traveled straight to the groovy 1970s! Picture this: lava lamps, disco balls, and funky music blasting from every corner. Our pixelated world is a psychedelic paradise where you can build your own lava lamp-inspired skyscraper or boogie down at our virtual disco party.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with disco-dancing zombies who are just dying to meet you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a time machine that will transport you to a parallel universe where everyone has afros and bell-bottoms.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the far-out vibes of the 1970s while battling disco zombies and rocking the most outrageous fashion trends? Don’t miss out on the trip of a lifetime – join us now and get ready to boogie down like it’s 1970!

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3532	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

Sally’s Block Party Minecraft Server

1970s, BLOCK, college, Coming of Age, Drama, drug use, Emmy award-winning, free love, independent, Mad Men, mature audiences, Minecraft, nudity, Party, rebellious, recreational drug use, SALLY, Sally Draper, Sallys, series, Server, strong language, TV-MA, violence, Wild Life

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Votes:	1887
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and rebellious life of Sally Draper as she navigates through college in the early 1970s! Get ready for “free love” and recreational drug use as you explore a world filled with mature content and occasional violence. Rated TV-MA for a reason, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure unlike any other!

MetalCraft: Lead Gen

#metalheads, 1970s, 1980s, Gen, generation, health risks, heavy metal, heavy metal bands, invention, lead, long tail, metal fans, metal music, metal pioneers, MetalCraft, Music, Music (Industry), music history, Rock, rock culture, Rock Music, Toxicity

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND! THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT MAKES THE GENERATION THAT INVENTED HEAVY METAL LOOK LIKE THEY HAD LEAD IN THEIR SYSTEMS!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!

SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?

JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, bills, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraze, co-signer, Communication, Credit, decision, DMV, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, Help, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Nova, Promotion, relationship, Server, Transportation, Truck, Uber, work

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you too can Uber your way to our server and we’ll pick you up in the afternoon Monday-Friday for some epic gaming adventures.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to co-sign for your fellow players’ in-game purchases. Don’t worry, we promise they’ll pay their debts on time… maybe.

Located in the virtual world of DMV (Digital Minecraft Valley), specifically NOVA (Not-Only Virtual Area), you’ll need a virtual car to navigate through the pixelated streets. So why not join us and get yourself a virtual truck with all the virtual options you could ever dream of?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a car in the real world when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

SkinnyDipCity

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, discipline, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, judgment, Motherhood, nudity, parenting, parenting challenges, peer influence, Pool, relationships, rules, SkinnyDipCity, swimming, technology restrictions, teenage behavior

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down!

Join us for epic adventures like the time a group of players decided to have a naked pool party in-game! Just like the story of the mom who caught her son and his friends skinny dipping in real life, except in Minecraft, anything goes!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience wild moments like this? Plus, we have tons of other wacky events planned, like llama races and diamond scavenger hunts. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness!

MineCrafty Pleasures

clandestine delight, confidential pleasure, covert enjoyment, forbidden pleasure, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure TV shows, hidden pleasure, indulgence, minecrafty, personal indulgence, pleasures, private enjoyment, private passion, secret, secret indulgence, secret obsession, undercover enjoyment, undisclosed delight, undisclosed indulgence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32

Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Or maybe you have a hidden obsession with creating pixel art of bacon? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your freak flag fly!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to participate in a llama beauty pageant? Done. How about a bacon-themed treasure hunt? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic llama vs. bacon battle royale that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re ready to embrace your weirdest Minecraft fantasies and connect with a community of fellow oddballs, then come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be disappointed…or at least, you won’t be bored!

PharaohsCraft: No Injustice, Just Blocks

arab world, blocks, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic stance, displacement, egypt, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, palestinians, Peace, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Position, sisi, solidarity, Statement, Support

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2455
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and all that jazz. plus, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

once, there was this player who built a giant potato castle and the admin turned it into a real potato that could fly. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s lit, fam.

come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies. what more could you ask for, amirite?

New Dawn

BUILD, Community, Cozy, Dawn, Discord, gameplay, grow, Growing, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Mods, Play, Protect, quality of life, Relaxed, Resets, Server, Small, Trade, Vanilla, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
No World Resets	Your builds are here to stay.
	Build, trade, and protect your space.
Vanilla+ Feel	Slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods.
Chill Vibes	A relaxed community to play and grow with.

Java 1.21.4 | IP: mc.yourcrafts.us | Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Come join us and be part of something new! 🏡

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

A: The server currently runs on Java 1.21.4, so make sure you have the appropriate version to join.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive and friendly community environment.

Q: How can I claim land on the server?

A: You can use the land claim feature to protect your builds and space. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game or ask a staff member for assistance.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or trading?

A: As long as you abide by the server rules and guidelines, you are free to build and trade with other players. Just make sure to respect other players’ space and creations.

Rose Flame Innit 1.20.6

1.20.6, BFKingdom, Bloodflame Kingdom, BloodflameArt, BloodflameLive, covers, debut, Duets, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, ERBloodflame, Flame, God save the Queen, Group songs, holoEN, holoJustice, innit, Luv me ‘Liz, merch, OP Template, rose, Seagulls, Shorts Covers, socials, The Elizabeth Rose Blo

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Elizabeth Rose Blo of The Bloodflame Kingd Edition, but in blocky form! We got a schedule tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond, with live events and karaoke that will make your pickaxe drop. Plus, we got covers and duets that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get me started on our merch, it’s hotter than a lava lake! So come join us, because God save the Queen and simple as that! #BloodflameLive #BloodflameArt #BFKingdom #MinecraftMadness

DadJokeDramaCraft

authority figure, Coach, coaches assistant, dad passed, DadJokeDramaCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, Dive, fuming, Grief, inappropriate, JOKE, look up to, main set, out of shape, Sloppy, Struggling, swim practice, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, weight gain

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocks and build your own paradise! Just like the OP’s dive off the blocks at swim practice, our server may start off slow and sloppy, but with practice, you’ll be diving into epic adventures in no time!

Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

BlockheadUnbothered in Minecraft SMP

advice, BlockheadUnbothered, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner peace, letting go, life advice, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, Peace of mind, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self help, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Tranquility, unbothered

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Zombie Dances:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. And the best part? The advice you’ll get from the wise old sheep who roams the land. He once told me to always wear a pumpkin on my head to ward off evil spirits, and let me tell you, it works like a charm. So come join us and embrace the chaos, my dude!

Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun

border security, controversial decisions, detention centers, Fun, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, Immigrant, immigration crisis, immigration debate, immigration detention, immigration detention centers., immigration detention facilities, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, immigration policy debate, immigration reform, ISLAND, national security, president trump, Trump administration, Trumps, us politics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where President Trump sends illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay…but in a totally hilarious and wacky way! Build your own immigration detention center, complete with crazy obstacle courses and lava traps to keep those pesky immigrants at bay. Join now for a chance to win a golden toilet seat, just like the one in the White House! It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!